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[CREDIBOO] The Network that pays you for Socialising!

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Hello, My name is Charles Moses ( A member of Crediboo.com ). Today I will be introducing to you an online platform called CREDIBOO WHAT IS CREDIBOO? Ans: It's an online platform (Social Network) where you as a student, housewife, businessman/women, get to earn extra cash from the comfort of your home or office. WHAT DO I NEED TO GET STARTED? Ans: To start making money from CREDIBOO, all you need is just a phone with an Internet Connection and a Bank Account Where your money will be paid into. HOW MUCH DO I EARN? Ans: - For every person that registers through you, you earn N5 - N10 for been active every month - N0.20 for every comment you make - N1 per post published by you CREDIBOO also offers it user daily contests to boost their earning. NOTE: Before you can receive Payment, you also have to make sure that your username tallies with your Bank Account Name. WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF BEEN MEMBER? Ans: Apart from the money you make from your Socialising, you...
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Lolz, Unforgettable days In Secondary School.

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Indeed School sweet but na Exams Kill Am... ……JSS1….. 1. you feel like you are in another world. 2. When seniors enter your class they will call you little frog & tell you they will cut your tail. 3. You don’t joke with break-time 4. When you hear the school bell for dismisal you shout” go home!!, n0w the day is 0ver!, etc ” . …… JSS2……. 1. You begin to grow wings. 2. You start going to school late instead of 7.00am it will be 7.40am. 3. You start missing lessons. . ……. JSS3……. 1. omo level Don change now. 2. Youdey see your self like a final year student in the University. 3. You start to insult seniors. 4. After Junior Waec you spoil some school properties. . …… SS1…… 1. Omo levels don high. 2. You don enter the planet of Apes. 3. You begin dey carry cane dey flog any junior student way no greet u as ‘senior’ 4. You begin to de...
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Hahaha: WhatsApp chat between Akpos and his babe.

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A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend: SONIA: Baby, How are you doing? AKPOS: I’m fine sweetie and you? SONIA: I’m fine, but I need something from you baby. AKPOS: What do you need sweetie? SONIA: Can you please SEND me 15k? I need to buy some accessories. AKPOS: Sure! No problem sweetie, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k. SONIA:Huh! What’s this? AKPOS: That’s the 15k you said I should send to you. SONIA: YOU Are MAD!!! One word for akpos
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Akpors the foolish husband

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Akpors was rolling about restlessly in bed one night while thinking deeply about something. Worried about her husband, Mrs Akpors tried to enquire what the problem was but Akpors refused to say anything. The following night the same thing happened but this time Akpors was the first to speak up on the matter as he tapped his wife furiously to wake her up; Akpors: Woman, I can’t take this anymore; who is the biological father to Junior and Rita? Wife: What sort of silly question is that? You are their father na. Akpors: You better take those two kids to their real father. Wife: Honey, what is this na? Why do you say that they are not your kids? Akpors: I’ve heard it from them with my two ears, so don’t try to deny. Every night when I’m passing by their room I always hear them say `OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN’!! One word for Akpors this time?
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HAHAHA:- AKOPS THE DIABLED MAN

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At the end of church service, the pastor told all the disable people to come to his house and collect a special gift. Later in the day, they all line up at the pastor`s house and the pastor was giving them gift one by one. The next to receive a gift was Akpos and the pastor saw him and became surprise. The pastor said "Young man you look healthy and physically fit, why are you here?". "My manhood is too small and I don`t last long in bed with a woman" replied Akpos. The pastor started laughing so loud. After a while he turned to his wife and asked "did you hear what this young man just said? "Honey don`t mind him, he is lying, Do you know that his manhood is bigger than your own" said the wife. The pastor fainted
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