Top 10 funny but true fact about girls

Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not
a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the
strangest species on earth....The Female. Read
and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but
sometimes annoying attitudes.
Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl,
she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is
my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than
hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This
my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They
usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion
that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next
thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but
expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey
songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new
hair but fails to notice that you are on a different
hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know
if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do
you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her
its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a
humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well,
not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes
that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But
blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes
late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but
doesn't notice that you have changed yours five
times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag
along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that,
"...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and
know you better". Now try tagging your own
friends along on the next date.... Another
conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this
thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!